Just what the "doctor" ordered??

Two nights ago, I woke up with a stabbing pain in my upper abdomen. I'm convinced it was the product of black magic. Voodoo magic.

H says she too experienced an usual stabbing pain in her leg the other day (I can't remember where the pain was. I'm going to say it was her leg. Yes? Yes. Hey, speaking of H's body. One time, we were walking down 5th avenue and she told me to feel her chest because it was hot. What's even stranger is...I did. We're close like that?)

Anyway, so over the last week, we both have been the victims of voodoo black magic, and I'm trying to figure out who's sticking pins into the doll versions of us. (Oh man, you know, as much as voodoo magic sucks, it may all be worth it just to know that somewhere out there exists an action figure of me!! I KNEW I'd get my big break one of these days.) Now, who on earth would be vindictive enough and learn-ed enough in the teachings of witch doctoring to do voodoo black magic?? Hm I wonder if I know any doctors? Or people who pretend to be doctors on blogs? ...wait a second...

Girls. I think we're in trouble.