This is a time when the HERESY in my title seems entirely relevant

Our doctor has been sick for two days.

He doesn't seem to be self-medicating or addressing the problem in any way. 

His cat (who could be the cause of said ailments)  is the only living creature he will allow to see him in his most advanced state. 

I must ask. 

Does our "doctor" need a Doctor? 

Ba-DUNCH. 

love, hhh