Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Prescription Needed

Ref. No. 207
Patient: The Doctor

Prescription: Something Strong


The Doctor needs a prescription for something strong that will fight a roommate that does not take out the trash, does not want to take out the trash, and will never take out the trash even though the doctor asks nicely and reminds the roommate that the trash is right on the way out.

Said roommate is also incapable of washing his dishes. Ever.

Or cleaning of any kind, for that matter.

Said roommate is also the patient's brother.


Is there a(nother) doctor in the house?

Signed,
Nurse Betty

2 comments:

Paul Reubens said...

I can be yo' doctor. Let me get on my bike.

Doc said...

is that a rap song or something, paul?

i don't get it.

and i don't want you as my doctor.

you creep me out, fuck-face molester man!