Thursday, November 13, 2008

For Your Consideration

A Weekly List of Things To Consider:

1) Last night, I encountered a group of individuals speaking words of marijuana-induced wisdom, and they agreed that one should, at all times, portray what they termed "obvious stardom."

2) In an unrelated incident, amongst a group of completely sober individuals, I agreed that trees may actually mean to talk to us. Please consider the implications.

And 3) You are here because your parents had sex. Ewie!

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