Aka: slackers.
I'm not quite ready to let this blog die, so in an effort to engage all you deadbeats, I proudly present this week's top 10 list.
10. Mike, how's NJ? How's the factory; how are the child-laborers, and how much do you love LSAT logic games???
9. Katie, how's the U.S. Open treating you, and, while we're on the subject, have you heard Hadley's and my latest idea for the romantic movie event of our generation? It's called "Ball Girl." Once your restaurant gets up and running, I'll want you to invest. Also, please see to it that Karen includes Edamame Dumplings on your menu.
8. Caroline, many thanks for the fantastic email. I had half a mind to copy and paste that shit right here in the blogosphere. How is the kid? Francois? Is he alive? Is that his name? Parlez vous Frances yet? Where are you in the move from top to topless swimming? Please keep us posted.
7. Ellen, what's the status on my bed? I told a certain acronymed-male to get in touch with you about picking it up. I assume he has not. Is my subletter still alive? Is he maybe a vampire? Also, what are the kiddies like in Queens? Royal pains? Get it??
6. Mychal, I gave you so much great stalking material. Please respond accordingly. I particularly would welcome your thoughts on the robot lawnmower.
5. Hadley, how'd you feel about Time Traveler's Wife? Any thoughts you'd like to share? Maybe you could also give us a recap of the last week you spent with a certain someone. And I don't mean Shoals. ALSO, omg, I was talking to my favorite person in Company, and I found out that she knows another Hadley. And her Hadley happens to be one of her closest friends. AND, IT'S NOT YOU!
4. Amy, do you think this thinly veiled attempt to save the blog via a fake top 10 list is going to work?
3. All, do you realize if we found a friend whose name started with a P, we could form the phrase "CHAMP, K?"with the first letters of each of our name? Let's start taking applications.
2. All, does anyone have any interest in road-tripping down to athens with me over labor day weekend? I have been assigned the task of driving my brother's car from boston to georgia--a 16 hour trip. Regardless, I will be in NYC on saturday. I think we should do dinner. EDAMAME DUMPLINGS.
1. All, on a scale of 1 to 10 how lame is this list? Please don't let it be the first thing we see when we come to phdlite for too long.
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