The Waffle Truck...

Dear Friends,

It's official. Our amazing friend Ellen has added another amazing chapter to her life story. As some of you may know, she has recently taken up employment with the "Waffle and Dinges" truck. Upon my first visit to Ellen's new workplace, I took a series of pictures which Ellen won't allow me to post on facebook. However, she DID give me permission, after much groveling, to share my candid photos with you via a relatively more private cyber-arena. She was probably thinking I'd email them, ensuring complete privacy. But don't worry, Ellen. Nobody reads our blog anyway. It's as private as private can be.

This first shot was taken before Ellen even knew I was there. If you squint, you can see her hard at work.

Ellen notices I have arrived...with a camera.

Ellen realizes it's Friday, and she needs to change that board.

Ellen hard at work.

So here's the story for this picture. It may look like Elle is just doing her job, chatting with customers, being the BOMB. But what you can't see is that there is a crazy man harassing her (sexually and otherwise). He later made her craft a waffle "boat" and had her cut his bacon waffle into bite size pieces with plastic utensils. Oh, and then he brought it back because she hadn't successfully filled each cranny with syrup.

Perhaps the best part about Elle's new job? She has to come up with a creative question to write on the board each day.

Today's question: If you could have 1 superpower WHAT would it be?

Answer: Ellen is a Goddess.

A parting shot. And yes, that badass bandanna/hat is mandatory.

Ellen--I was obsessed with you before, but now? Now you're my daily inspiration. Love you!!!!!

xoxo

h