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Anyway.
I know you all have made note of my (perhaps poorly-timed) entry cataloging some of Singer jennifer hudson's (I know that technically it's a proper noun, but I can't bring myself to capitalize it. Sue me.) many, many flaws. I will say right off that a few of my examples were low-blows. For instance, stating hudson's work record at the local Burger King (note the capitals) was almost certainly beneath me. For these remarks I do not apologize.
I would like to call your attention back to the section about ms. hudson that proves her incapacity to tell the truth, perhaps my more solid material. Above all else, her ability to brazenly tell lies wherever she goes worries me so much I have trouble sleeping at night. I picture her spouting falsities until five or six in the morning, unable to ignore the cacophonous outpouring of her deceit. I was trying to move on. To forgive her infidelities. But then I came across the following article:
Academy Award winning actress (gag) Jennifer Hudson has turned down a $3,000,000 role in a Warner Bros. Film because of a nude scene. Ready for the twist? She's not even the one getting naked!
The Dreamgirls star says that she WILL NEVER APPEAR IN A FILM THAT HAS NUDITY (I decided to capitalize that part for simplification later) because she is a role model to young black women.
This article is dated March 1st, 2007. The Sex and the City Movie, filled with nudity of all varieties, was released May 30th, 2008. She thinks the passage of time makes it ok to LIE TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE?!
Oh, excuse me. I forgot. Not ALL American people. She only wants to be a role model to young black women. So any white girls aspiring to this rank pillar of falsehood, guess again!! You're not welcome here!! And to those middle aged men everywhere, jenhud will NOT sing for you.
I can't believe I caught her so easily, once again deceiving everyone around her. Turning down millions of dollars to feign moral high-priestessness, uncaring about the people she has hurt and the reputation that is doomed to disintegrate (though, surprisingly, this is yet to happen).
If I didn't convince you before (*cough* DOC *cough*), don't even try to tell me you don't believe it now. jennifer hudson is a FRAUD. And no fraud should be famous. Just ask former President Clinton.
I wish I could impeach jennifer hudson.
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